Bila seorang wanita meluahkan kata-kata ini (kalau dalam melayu, anda translate la sendiri), maka berhati-hatilah dan capailah apa yang sebenarnya ada dalam hati mereka. Jadilah lelaki yang memahami teman, kekasih, isteri dan semua wanita di dunia ini. Mereka harus dicintai selayaknya.
- Fine. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes. If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing. This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
- Go ahead. This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
- Loud sigh. This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her times standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
- Thats okay. This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks. A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you are welcome. ( I want to add in clause here - This is true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you are welcome' - that will bring on 'whatever')
- Whatever. Is a woman's of saying F--- YOU
- Don't worry about it, I got it. Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3
p/s: sharing is caring. so guys. better watch out nah. hahahaha
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